Unfortunately, we have to set a standard here at The Magic Box. It may be a low one, but it's a standard nonetheless. Follow these rules or we'll ban your asses. (Or give you a polite warning, depending on our moods.)

RULES


1. No claiming Lost is having its story merged with any other show or movie or any other bullshit along those lines, because we see too much of it and it's retarded.

2. No spoilers outside of spoiler sections. One violation of this rule will get you exiled from the forum forever. Because spoilers, for those who do not want them, really suck.

3. In that vein, keep the topics inside the forums specifically created for such. We did it for a reason.

4. Don't do any obnoxious spamming shit, anything that fucks up the way the forums look or function. We're trying to have a good time here, don't be an asshole. Or a pig fucker.

5. Keep the flaming to a minimum. You're absolutely allowed to call someone a fucking retard if they're being a fucking retard, but try to keep it on the forums and relatively civil.


6. Feel free to contact myself or Jacob with anything, we're cool cats.

7. Watch the rules, because we're likely to add more as time goes on.


Anyway thanks for joining, let's have fun. Go introduce yourself in the introduction thread.

and please, everyone make sure to include as many unnecessary smileys in each post as possible. God these things are dumb

in addition, i find it imperative that we, both publicly and personally, maintain a strong "no tolerance" policy with regards to pig fuckers. i posit that one of our boar experts write in an addendum under either articles 1, 4, or 6 to that effect. thank you for your consideration.